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@ahjin

[reanimate]

[ He'd gotten his hopes up when he had seen the username, but... ]

you're a foot long dragon?

[travelsized]

[ Heckin' wow. Also Crickee abandoned him so now he has to type his own texts, sad. ]

who you calling a foot long
im way bigger than that
im only small now cause its easier to move around like this
and because i dont wanna scare any yall

[reanimate]

really?
how big can you get?

[travelsized]

so big your puny human mind cant even imagine it
or whatever you are

[ Maybe he shouldn't be so speciest. ]

[reanimate]

no you're right i'm human
you're not like a dragon that wants to kill people or destroy countries right?

[travelsized]

i dont destroy countries i SAVE em

[ ................ ]

there wouldnt happen to be another dragon like that here though would there
just wondering

[ Maybe he can make a buddy. ]

[reanimate]

i don't there's another dragon here

wait you've saved a country before?

[travelsized]

you bet your cute little behind i saved a country
all of china owes their life to me
i'm a HERO
so you better treat me with respect

[reanimate]

what did you save china from?

[ GIANT MONSTERS? ]

[travelsized]

the huns

[ so basically giant monsters ]

you heard of them right

[reanimate]

yes...

but that must mean you're from a very long time ago
you're really good at texting for an old dragon

[travelsized]

[ are you calling him a boomer, jinwoo ]

course im good at it
im good at everything

what do you mean a long time ago though
the huns are still around

[reanimate]

[ yeah....... ]

not where i'm from
that was like
more than a thousand years ago

[travelsized]

[ .......................... ]

if you heard of the huns that means you heard about me right?

[reanimate]

no

[travelsized]

you sure you didnt just forget

[reanimate]

i would definitely remember if a dragon defeated the huns

[travelsized]

well
thats because i was being all behind the scenes
i let mulan take all the credit

you heard of mulan at least right

@ ohdeer

[shaft]

[ attached is a picture of... hair ]

Is this crossing a line?

oh deer in deed

[travelsized]

[ ok but whose hair is this ]

its just hair
stuff grows back all the time

you really think ppl gonna pay $$$ for some hair tho

[shaft]

[ mystery... ]

You've never heard of voodoo dolls?

[travelsized]

oh i heard of em
didnt realize ppl actually bought into em
theres no way they work

[shaft]

I think between the people who believe in voodoo dolls and the people who believe in cloning, there might be a market for hair.

[travelsized]

ok u got a point
how much does hair go for

also whered you get that anyway

[ please say he didn't break into someone's house and tenderly cut off a lock of their hair while they slept.... ]

[shaft]

I'll let your imagination fill in the details. [ :) ]

Anyway, since I put my life on the line for our operation, your treat for lunch?

[travelsized]

aint you the loaded one here
rich parents n all
but fine fine i can pay for lunch this time

nothing thats gonna break the bank tho
that means no 10 course meals at the blitz downtown

[ his wallet is still crying from last time ]

[shaft]

But you're my mentor... You're supposed to feed both my mind and my stomach.

And I'll do my best :) :)

[ like congee! ]

[travelsized]

[ on the one hand, it's nice being referred to as someone's mentor. on the other hand: ]

pretty sure if i was ur mentor ud treat me with more respect

[ but that's life sometimes! ]

also u got plenty goin on already in that mind of urs
feel like i cant keep up sometimes